MISTER BIG T'S PROFILE

There was a profile here. It's gone now.

Search

Filter

Denied because of... Penis?

author=mawk
oh well if it's only ear penetration that changes everything


It's the way the people in Alpha 42 re produce. It's really helpful to have her copulate with your ear because it leads to a quest to give you your best weapon when you go to hospital because of sudden hearing problems.

Denied because of... Penis?

author=Corfaisus
Doesn't this Jessie individual offer you some manner of sexual contact within the first scene of the game?

No, you're mistaken. Jessie can have sex with your ear while you sleep in the town and you can get hearing problems and unlock quest to get your best weapon ever.


But that happens a lot later and does not involve oral, only ear penetration and it is not shown.

Isn't there a custom menu in the game that tells you how many times you've had sex with a man/woman/hermaphrodite/animal/demon/dead person/etc?

Not really a menu, it's just a journal that tracks record of your adventures in bedroom.

Although my memory is a bit foggy for this particular game (praise the Lord), I do seem to remember that being kind of a big deal during your quest.]

Nah, you're probably thinking another game, sounds more like 4th than this.

Denied because of... Penis?

author=edchuy
I guess in the game you would need the "Mature" warning to avoid legal repercussions and potential permanent mental side effects.


Way ahead of you, it has had a warning since the day one it was released.

Denied because of... Penis?

author=Sated
You make a lot of things look normal. It's not something to be proud of.


I suppose you're right. I'm still proud of the things I've done.

author=edchuy
If I didn't know better I would have thought the sprite is of a character sitting down with their legs bent in front of them. The only dead giveaway thing that would have made me pause is the different color used on the tip. Make's me wonder what the "less" detailed version of it was ...


Wonder no more, here it is.

author=Dudesoft
If this dick thing is such a big deal, just edit the sprite to have a big black censor bar. Same intended joke, no controversy.
Kinda lame, but whatever.


Does something that minor really require censor bars? Really?

author=Ratty524
author=MISTER BIG T
Yeah, I have it on my website 'course.

Did you ever play Skunk+Maid or Farts are Forever? Those make Bedtime Story look normal.
I played Skunk+Maid, still doesn't compare imo.
I have yet to play Farts are Forever, though.


I made a demo just last year.

Denied because of... Penis?

author=Deckiller
ยจ

That is not a picture, that's part of a sprite and it's really nothing all that special. By more detailed, I mean it used to look like a raw fish, now it at least somewhat resembles a crude sprite penis which I drew in one minute using MS Paint.


It's not even erect or anything and the scene it appears in has nothing to do with sex. (It appears when Jessie shows it to MISTER BIG T to shock him off his brain damage induced coma when he had drank mushroom wine. )

See this scandalous sprite yourself

author=Ratty524
Don't you have the game on your website anyway?

Oh the horrors of Bedtime Story. >_<

Yeah, I have it on my website 'course.

Did you ever play Skunk+Maid or Farts are Forever? Those make Bedtime Story look normal.

Denied because of... Penis?

author=Dudesoft
I am moderately surprised this game isn't already on RMN! Mister Big T is a legend!


Haha, I kinda just few days ago realized I hadn't submitted this here yet. I lose track at where I've posted my stuff at sometimes.

Denied because of... Penis?

author=Liberty
...Then why didn't you use your best screenshots instead of your worst? If you want people to play your game you have to show that it's worth playing. Put up the best screenshots you have and see how that works for you.


I would like to just point out I never did talk about the maps but rather the mysterious penis issue. I chose those maps just for the sake of choosing something, no huge reason or story behind why I chose them specifically.

Denied because of... Penis?

author=Liberty
Selling as in wanting people to play. Selling as in convincing people that they should play your game over a different one.

You can always touch up the maps a bit, instead of leaving them as boring empty large rooms. It's what we ask of newbies who find the program two weeks before adding their games, so it's not much to ask of older users who know their way around the engines.

But I have touched the game, I have been updating it and supporting all these years, the last update was actually last year which was 10 years after it's release (let's see how many other devs do that) the maps are not all like that, honest.





See?


Denied because of... Penis?

author=alterego
If the game is from 2002 maybe whoever rejected it has played it before and knows that there are penises somewhere in the game?

Anyway, terribad games like this, specially if they're supposed to be 'ironically' terribab - should stay in 2002, if you ask me... =/

It's not a bad game at all dude. And I didn't ask you.

author=Liberty
Penis aside (or lack there-of), the bare mapping is enough to deny it. When making a game page remember you're trying to sell your game so show the best it has to offer - not the worst map in the game. I swear, it's common sense but people keep doing it. >.<;

What? Selling it? I'm not, this is a freeware game. It's always been free.


I don't know how to show it the best since the best of it is the satirical nature and the unique characters and the plot. They don't really translate to screenshots like at all. :(

Denied because of... Penis?

author=TDS
When you realize that you spent 5 minutes looking at 3 screenshots searching for a penis.

I think that it can be considered end of an era and start of a new age.

author=Despite
bartender talks about "worlds smallest and pathetic"


Submission mod thought he was talking about his penis, got angry and denied your game.


This is how it happened.

Seems legit.